eye in the sky

Here's a couple of puns riffing off the Von Dutch flying eye that was trendy a couple of years ago.

OTOH, if Yuppies want to milk greaser culture for coolness, they should actually know what carburetors, bumpsticks, skins, and etc., are.

The shift supervisor is becoming a grandpa for the third time over today and he's three years younder than me. Makes me feel all hopelessly single and lonely. Hopefully there's a Flexia, Winnie, or even Wingding for me. And hopefully not a Pex, Leonina, or Dumpy.